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| Greater Tuna | |
|---|---|
Jaston Williams and Joe Sears as Vera Carp & Pearl Burras, 2009 | |
| Written by | Jaston Williams, Joe Sears, and Ed Howard |
| Date premiered | 1981 |
| Original language | English |
| Series | A Tuna Christmas, Red, White and Tuna, and Tuna Does Vegas |
| Genre | comedy |
| Setting | Tuna, Texas |
| Official site | |
Greater Tuna is the first in a series of four comedic plays (followed by A Tuna Christmas,Red, White and Tuna, and Tuna Does Vegas), each set in the fictional town of Tuna, Texas, the 'third-smallest' town in the state. The series was written by Jaston Williams, Joe Sears, and Ed Howard. The plays are at once an affectionate comment on small-town, Southern life and attitudes but also a withering satire of same. Of the four plays, Greater Tuna is the darkest in tone, as it follows the news of the death (and possible murder) of Judge Buckner.
The plays are notable in that two men play the entire cast of over twenty eccentric characters of both genders and various ages. Greater Tuna debuted in Austin, Texas, in the fall of 1981, and had its off-Broadway premiere in 1982. St. Vincent Summer Theatre produced the play in 2000,[1] and No Name Players produced it in 2002.[2]
Charles H. Duggan produced national tours of 'Greater Tuna', 'A Tuna Christmas' and 'Red, White & Tuna' for twenty-six years. Williams and Sears regularly tour the country to perform all four plays, with Howard directing.
An HBO Special of Greater Tuna, produced by Embassy Television and Norman Lear, was aired in 1984. Due to modern videography techniques, the various characters portrayed by Sears and Williams were able to be seen en masse for the first time. However, due to copyright conflicts between Embassy Television and the original copyright claimants (Joe Sears, Jaston Williams & Ed Howard) the broadcast was limited to only 3 months in 1984. It has never been broadcast again. Rare VHS taped copies have been sold on eBay in excess of $100.
Sears and Williams did command performances of both Greater Tuna and A Tuna Christmas at the White House for President George H. W. Bush and Barbara Bush.
According to the play's official web site, by 1985, Greater Tuna was the most-produced play in the United States. A videotaped performance of Greater Tuna (but not the Lear HBO production) is available on VHS and DVD.
Partial cast of characters[edit]
- Performed by Williams
- Charlene Bumiller - Daughter of Hank and Bertha Bumiller, and sister to Stanley and Jody
- Jody Bumiller - Youngest child of Bertha Bumiller, followed constantly by 'eight to ten dogs'
- Stanley Bumiller - fresh from reform school; twin to Charlene
- Vera Carp - Town snob and vice president of the Smut-Snatchers of the New Order
- Petey Fisk - Employee of the Greater Tuna Humane Society
- Didi Snavely - Owner of Didi's Used Weapons ('If we can't kill it, it's immortal')
- Arles Struvie - A disc jockey at radio station OKKK
- Chad Hartford- A reporter from Houston who comes to interview Bertha
- Phinas Blye- A politician from Indiana who runs for City Council every election
- Harold Dean Lattimer- OKKK's weatherman
- Performed by Sears
- Bertha Bumiller - wife of Hank and mother to Jody, Stanley, and Charlene; member of the Smut Snatchers of the New Order
- Hank Bumiller- Husband of Bertha
- Pearl Burras - Aunt to Bertha, who is, as Petey Fisk claims, addicted to killing dogs (in the play, called canicidal thumbitus)
- Leonard Childers - Station Manager of OKKK for his talk show, 'Leonard on the Line'
- Sheriff Givens- Believes in old-fashioned jails
- Elmer Watkins, head of the local chapter of the KKK, dedicated to making the town safe 'for the right kind of people'
- Yippy the dog- Pet of the month for five weeks in a row, yips a lot, and no one wants to adopt him
- R.R. Snavely - UFOlogist, town drunk, and husband to Didi
- The Reverend Spikes, president of the Smut Snatchers of the New Order
- Thurston Wheelis - A disc jockey at radio station OKKK

Honors for Greater Tuna[edit]
- Joe Sears
- Following a December 1994 run of A Tuna Christmas on Broadway, Joe Sears received a 1995 Tony Award nomination for best actor in a play.
- Nominee, Outstanding Lead Actor in a Touring Production, Helen Hayes Awards Non-Resident Acting, 1985, 1987
- Jaston Williams
- San Francisco Bay Area Critics Award
- L.A. Dramalogue Award
References[edit]
- ^http://svst.org/timeline/
- ^'Archived copy'. Archived from the original on 2011-12-05. Retrieved 2011-07-24.CS1 maint: archived copy as title (link)
External links[edit]
- Greater Tuna at the Internet Off-Broadway Database
By Chip Chandler — Digital Content Producer
There's more Tuna to indulge in when a gut-busting Texas theatrical favorite returns to town March 23.
Greater Tuna — a side-splitting visit to 'the third smallest town in Texas,' located approximately halfway between San Angelo and Hell — will be staged at 7:30 p.m. March 23 in the Amarillo Civic Center Complex Auditorium, 401 S. Buchanan St., as part of Civic Amarillo's Broadway Spotlight Series. Tickets are $20 to $60, plus fees. (Watch for construction on Buchanan Street and take alternative routes or add drive time.)
It hits town for the second stop of a tour across the West and Southwest, but unlike the last time the official tour hit town in 2002, the show's creators won't be on stage. The show originated at an Austin cabaret in 1981, the creation of comedians Jaston Williams and Joe Sears, with original director Ed Howard. Sears retired in 2013, but Williams, who spent part of his childhood in Olney and Crosbyton, is on board as this tour's director.
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We spoke last week during a break from an afternoon rehearsal in Southeast Austin in a studio where Williams and his cast were sharing space with a dance troupe.
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'They're trying to find peace through meditation right now,' Williams said. 'I try to find it through revenge.'
Much like the characters he helped create — smut-snatching Vera Carp, dog killer Pearl Burras, OKKK disc jockeys Arles Struvie and Thurston Wheelis, among nearly two dozen others — Williams is quick with a sharp joke.
Like when he was talking about the South by Southwest band that finally drove him to give up his downtown Austin apartment: 'A bad reggae band was playing, and I finally had enough. They were so bad that people would stop smoking pot if they heard them.'
After the comedy first opened on Austin's Sixth Street in 1981, it found phenomenal success — first locally, where its run was extended time and again; then on tour to the East Coast; then off-Broadway and HBO. It spawned three sequels; the second, A Tuna Christmas, played on Broadway and garnered Sears a Tony nomination.
Williams thought he'd finally moved out of Tuna after Sears retired.
'I'm Medicare age,' Williams said. 'I've been wearing high heels for a long time. I went to the doctor a few years ago, and he said, 'You have a type of tendonitis that I only see in women who have been wearing high heels for a long time.' I said, you know, it's time to hang my undergarments up.
'If you had told me five years ago that I'd be directing Greater Tuna, I'd be, 'Been there, done that.' But it's all fresh and exciting to me. The guys are fresh and marvelous. They're wonderful.'
Sears, by the way, retired to Oklahoma, where he has been active in community theater.
'He was ready to go back to Oklahoma and make cream gravy for the rest of his life,' Williams said. 'He's very happy up there. I talk to him every couple of days. He is very supportive of us doing this.'
For this tour, three men will play all 25 or so roles in the show. Though the play originated with only Sears and Williams in all of the roles, with all of the quick costume and wig changes that entails, several other stagings over the past 36 years have used three or even four actors. (Amarillo Little Theatre, which has staged both Greater Tuna and the sequel A Tuna Christmas, has used only two actors in each production.)
'Joe and I did it with two because that was what we had and what we could do at that moment,' Williams said.
But actors Ryan Bailey, Tim Leavon and Will Mercer were all so strong in auditions that Williams couldn't imagine not casting all three.
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'My partner (Dr. Kevin Rooney) was in the other day watching the second half and said that he can't imagine it without three (actors) now,' Williams said. 'It has given me much more freedom.'
Williams has fleshed out and rewritten some aspects of the script and, even more noticeably, he has brought characters on stage who were previously only heard in voiceover as one actor or the other was off stage changing costumes, like Ronnie, the OKKK studio assistant, and Coach Chassey, who utters the immortal line 'Our problem is that we just cain't score.'
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'It's satire,' Williams said. 'It just begs you (to be freshened).'
He's equally as inspired by his cast members.
'All three of the guys had done the play before, all in different places under different directors and under different circumstances,' Williams said. 'They've been amazing. They don't show any fear to me. It might have been there, but I didn't pick up on it.'
Bailey said he wasn't nervous to act for Williams as a director. He was much more nervous to perform when Williams was in the audience in 2015 during a Fredericksburg community theater production of the play in which Bailey starred.
'Talk about a nervewracking but completely amazing experience,' Bailey said. 'For the creator-slash-writer-slash-actor to be out there, I have never experienced anything like that.
'The director brought him back (stage) before the performance, and I got to meet him. Jaston just looked at us and said, 'Don't screw it up',' Bailey recalled. 'We all laughed, and it was smooth sailing after that.
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'I think I worked through the nerves that moment. ... Since then, the nervewracking part was wanting this part so bad.'
Bailey, who has never had any professional acting experience before this tour, said he finds Williams to be a strong director.
'I couldn't ask for a better start,' Bailey said. 'He's helping us in finding all of the little tiny things that make these characters feel very real. He is so good at, how do I say it?, in observing human nature and bringing it to life in a character.'
For his part, Williams said he is concentrating on letting the actors find their own interpretation of the characters.
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'The harder part for me was to make sure I forgot what I had done. Let it go, let it go. See what they can do,' Williams said. 'I never tell people, 'You can't do that. You can't say that.' These are really talented guys, and they find it on their own.'
Chip Chandler is a digital content producer for Panhandle PBS. He can be contacted at Chip.Chandler@actx.edu, at @chipchandler1 on Twitter andon Facebook.